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The Butt Song

from Odds & Ends by Ian Rutherford

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The lyrics to this song were inspired by the lazy Melbourne smokers who leave their cigarette butts on the bollards at Southern Cross station.

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Verse 1
Looking to lose some friends?
Just toss away your butt ends
Toss them in their garden
Then just beg their pardon

Do you want a dolphin to choke?
Come on then, light up that smoke
Toss that butt right down the drain
And then sit back and wait for rain

Chorus
Mind if I smoke?
No, mind if I fart?
I'll just drop this butt right here
Someone will pick it up - no fear

Mind if I smoke?
No, mind if I choke?
Do you wanna toke?
No thanks I'm broke

Verse 2
Now I'm not saying smokin' is wrong
But I'm telling you folks that you all pong
You flick your butt, I'll kick your butt
Read the pack then put it back

If the pack you've read and the butt you've shed
Then I'm comparing my butt with your head
Yeah pal, my butt, your head

Chorus

credits

from Odds & Ends, released October 17, 2017
Lyrics: Ian Rutherford
Guitar & Vocals: Chuck (Banjoman15 from Fiverr.com)

Chuck also did Big Hairy Spiders and SDF Blues from Ruthers By Others Vol.

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Ian Rutherford Melbourne, Australia

Ian is a Melbourne keyboard player and songwriter.

The Plus Five band is a range of mainly vocalists, drummers and guitarists that perform my compositions and augment my keyboards.

Nickname: Rutherz
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